Have A Very Zombie Christmas!!

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Christmas is upon us, but… Are you ready for a Zombie Apocalypse during the Holiday Season? I doubt it. I know I'm not. That's why I wrote this post and why you owe it to yourself and your loved ones to watch this video by the girl of Team Unicorn.

With the above public service announcement and information in mind, it is time to get prepared. Begin by putting together a bug-out-bag with all the necessary supplies to avoid being bitten or eaten during the Holiday Season. Don't worry if your bug-out-bag is lacking a few items. The good folks at Guns.com have your back with their Holiday Gift Guide for Zombie Fans.

Here is hoping you can survive until the next Holiday Season and remember the following:

  • Zombies can only be brought down by a bullet or blow to the head.
  • You will eventually run out of bullets. So, have a good blade at your side and at the ready.

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Not Your Father's Schweddy Balls

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In my home, the Holiday Season means many wonderful things. It means a home that can be seen from orbit, wrapped in white and red Christmas lights. It means a beautiful Christmas tree, lovingly decorated for my kids. It means a family outing to our hometown Christmas parade, concluding with Santa on a big red firetruck.

The Holiday Season also means yummy, tasty balls.

Hold on there!! Did I just say balls? Well… Yes, I did. I'm talking about rum balls… kahlua balls… amaretto balls. All tasty Holiday treats that I have enjoyed since I was a small boy. They are a true Holiday tradition in my home and I would love to make them a Holiday tradition in your home.

The recipe for these balls is simple and easy. The best part is they are the "no bake" variety which means you get all the flavor and all the alcohol. So... Here is how to make a sack of balls. Select your liquor of choice or get crazy and mix them up in a jungle variety sack.

No Bake Balls:

  • 1 to 2 cups finely crushed vanilla wafers.
  • 1 to 2 cup confectioners' sugar.
  • 1 cup chopped nuts (optional).
  • 2 tablespoons cocoa.
  • Stir together, then add the following…
  • 2 tablespoons corn syrup.
  • 1/3 to 1/2 cup of Rum, Kahlua, or Amaretto
  • Roll 1 inch balls.
  • Roll balls in powered sugar.
  • Store in airtight container.

Have a great Holiday Season!! Enjoy my balls!!